he confessed his love for me, threw up on my pillow and then fell asleep on said pillow. i met him last night.
better than last weekend. things are really looking up for you.
I was on top riding him and his friend walks in and watched for a minute before he realized what was going on
I think the world might be a better place if everyone was capable of having open relationships.
so my doctor just swabbed my throat, and he looked up in suprise when i had no gag reflex. yea, he just judged me.
Cop gave me a ticket for public drunkedness, and then I convinced him to drive me back to the party
You refused to come over and kept yelling that you were gonna sleep on a car
It's okay, I climbed on the roof of the bar to get my shoe back. This may become a Saturday tradition. I'll keep you updated
i decided what we are doing for your 21st b-day: camelbacks filled with margaritas
I mean you were pretty drunk at one point you asked if we could have a glass of water ready for you in case you choked while bobbing for apples, but you said grape juice was preferable. You can't choke on an apple btw
He said he wanted to sit next to the fountain so he could "watch the water hit the other water".
Some days you ride the struggle bus. Other days, it gets a flat, the AC breaks, and you run over a bunny.
You're the only person I know who would go to New Jersey to give a blowjob and I have so much respect for you for it
I feel like with a dick like that he could of done more with it
you put your dick on my shoulder this morning like it was a fucking parrot
I swear to god, if you ever yell my name during sex with my sister again..your balls will be stapled to your nipples.
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