So #1 way to come back last night and #2 wishbone and I broke into his house and i opened joey's door and u were both passed out and pantless.
if i wake u up at 5am tmrw by coming into ur room wearing nothing but my indiana jones hat and purple socks while singing 'courtesy of the red white + blue' will u be pleased or annoyed
keep in mind this isn't open to negotiation, i'm just trying to gauge ur reaction
Is it awkward that I've slept with every guy in this room?
Only if they know about it too.
After going down on me he either said "there, it's over" or "there's an odor"... I couldn't hear him and was too embarrassed to ask him to repeat himself. I just got dressed, grabbed my bag, and left. So I don't think there's gunna be a second date. =(
it was like my fingers were behind enemy lines
I was so high i believed someone when they told me le moyne beat syracuse
you're in nursing school, now tell me what to do about a burned clit.
we have 69 mutual friends...i have to add her
Got so drunk in South Padre some guy put me on a suitcase trolly and pushed me to my room. I flashed my boobs as a tip.
I didn't mind you coming over, just I'm quite sure most booty calls don't involve a scavenger hunt...
I wonder how he feels knowing that he's the one who turned me gay
We had sex twice and at Wendy's how dare you diminish that.
One of your snapchats was of you with a 40oz of Mickeys and the caption: "Deep Throat back in her natural habitat"
Nothing says I'm committed to you for all eternity like letting him wear crocs to the wedding
Omg i got really stoned and used a makeup app on my grandma...well, I’m definitely not adopted
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