yes, the chronicles of narnia is exactly what happens when you do crack inside of a wardrobe.
i tried slipping money on her dresser whenever she brings guys home hoping she'll start to question her goals in life... i think its only encouraging her
She told me I had to leave by four. We fucked until six thirty and we are the champions played on the way home. Yeah god knew
They are making fun of natty and blackberries.
Tell them they are ugly.
He was sweet. He even warned me that his dick curved, and I quote, "more than a banana."
I found them on a couch next to the sidewalk screaming at cars with a megaphone. Kevin chased the mailman with a jello shot.
Strip beer pong in the front yard? Of course the cops showed up
I just had a 30 minute conversation about hummingbirds. That high.
I miss high conversations.
Swinging. Is. Amazing.
he screamed PILLOW FIGHT and hit branden in the head with a pillow that had a fifth of vodka in it. then he asked why he wasnt laughing
We're in the kiddy pool eating marshmellows and drinking wine out of a box. Please dress casual.
I hooked up with a guy dressed as Justin Timberlake, while dressed as Britney Spears. Fuck Jessica Biel, all my 90's dreams are coming true.
Is cereal technically a soup?
Fuck, I'm high.
God dammit not the cupcake channel. Not when I'm high.
Next time I pee on a car, I'll text you.
The single life is the freaking dream dude. I'm sitting here naked, eating chocolate mousse, and watching Gilmore girls. It's wonderful
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