Come in. Grab a controller and a beer. We've got some Madden to beat.
You're the best girlfriend ever.
i think i recognize dicks better than faces
is it bad that listening to the rabbi's wife talk about how we should only be with one person is making me really, really horny for no string attached sex
Just made nachos out of string cheese and sunchips and laying in my bed watching babay einstion..get on my level
walking around pouring bird seed on passed out guys in the quad.
He was sleeping, but the way he was made him look like an adorable, fuzzy penis
Speaking of testosterone. I saw a girl with a moustache thicker than one I can grow last night...
And then you asked me why my legs were so thick and started measuring them with a ruler
I just realized that at some point last night I told someone I would only be friends with 16% of them because the other 84% stole my people's land
Last night was a "wash hands with dog shampoo" kind of night
I want Walter White to make me a bologna sandwich while I'm chained to a support
I'm so jealous of your sex life. You know it's awesome when thinking about the sex you had last night brings you tears of joy.
Enjoy the penises
Please don't think I'm weird for texting you this at 12:08 am but I just found another picture on the Internet where I think you can see his dick through whatever he's wearing
I have seen you puke and 5 mins later rock my world. So there is hotness there that average people will never see..
Randomize
