Ben's a prick.
What Ben are you talking about?
All the bens across all the lands
I am laying on the kitchen floor eating cold chicken fingers and drinking wine. welcome to my new years party.
The football player sitting in front of me just googled himself. Only 4 articles came up. That's why he plays at Utah State.
We've shared an experience, my friend. I, too, have talked on the phone with a parent while giving a handjob
More importantly, he hasn't caught an STD yet. I mean I'd say it's luck, but at this point it has to be skill.
Is there a reason why the cops knew her name as they were chasing her?
Is there a fine for having sex in the back of a zipcar?
We where late for the party because we spent the last hour staring at a towl becase we thought it was a raccoon
Things I had in my bed when I woke up: an avocado, a toilet brush, and a note that says thanks but no thanks with the number of taco bell on it. WHAT DID I DRINK?
You gave me your shirt to use as a napkin every time I spilled beer on myself. Before we went to the bar.
You crowd surfed from beer pong into the bathroom where you spent the rest of the night, also I have your wallet
Was Mr. ROBOT good? I missed it. I just fucked dental hygienist on the trampoline in my backyard
its hard to say precisely how it happened, but the next thing i knew i was on top of a mountain
He still want's to kick my ass for fucking his sister, probably a bad idea to leave the bar with his ex...
She puked on the floor because she said she really liked to clean.
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