I need to go to a fraternity... my boobs are telling me to.
my math professor just wrote "parallel" on the board, but spelled it "pararrel". guess what country he's from
went out last night and woke up on the bathroom floor again, thinking about just moving my bed in there.
My parents showed me my IQ test from fourth grade, I'm shitting on my potential.
No, i know about the eggs and penis, the oh wow was for the fire
I saw him coke blaxckout on the subway at 9 this morning yelling at people callig himself the gatekeeper.
Can we put your name for the shipping address for penis ice luge?
Your little brother is asking me for an "expert opinion" on his dick size.
Im about to smoke a huge bowl. My penis is so happy. Who needs girls.
She licked my face when I was on the phone with a customer and I just laughed. Im not sure if thats good or bad
I have to stop letting him stay all weekend. I feel like a cored apple.
If it goes near your penis, it should not go near the Hawks.
I wish the guy I was sleeping with wasn't on house arrest.
people need to understand when I say I don't want to drink anymore that doesn't mean tempt me with another bottle of Jose Cuervo.
Sooooo have your ex-girl console you over your ex ex girl that you destroyed said ex-girl over the possibility of
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