all we need is a web designer
and a bunch of prostitutes
"tonights gonna be a goodnight" was blasting at the club while i was screaming "NO ITS NOT" and crying. How do you think it went?
benefit of terrorism--they won't let you buy random one way plane tickets to random parts of the country for no reason nonmatter how high you are.
For future reference, a lint roller appears to be the easiest way to get glitter out of a beard.
I have located the smell of the stripper and narrowed it down to 3 girls in class
Jail wasn't bad. Was poppin Xanax the whole way there
No, she isn't nearly as crazy as the girl who wanted to wear a vial of my semen as a necklace.
I think you are the only one slutty enough and evil enough for the job. Just go in and blue ball him. He broke my nose in Middle school. He deserves this.
When i'm home next we need to get baked and go to waffle house. I want to see if the waitress can still guess my intoxication level and what i'm about to order before i even make it to the table.
definitely just forgot to put car in park in front of a police officer and ran into a bush.
I was going to do a cardio thing but then tacos.
Is it bad that I have more guilt over drunk eating Doritos than hooking up with my ex's best friend last night?
I was so high. I had so much hair. It was like all my hair follicles exploded.
On a scale of 1 to 10 how concerned should I be
Definitely just poured my beer into a McDonald's cup so I could walk through Walmart without judgment. 'Murica.
Randomize
