So he says he needs "alone time" a day that he doesnt have to deal with anyone. should i be concerned?
I think in guy language thats " Im fucking someone else and dont want u catching me"
Well the bottom line is that I had to completely coat my testicles in Neosporin.
I'm missing my class because I'm not done with my beer
We've finally come to the understanding that as long as our conversation stays stricaly sexual, we get along.
If you're missing hair this morning, i'm sorry in advance
we had a 10 minute conversation with his family about how I don't let him eat me out. I want to go home
hey as creepy as this sounds i still have your eyelashes on my desk
Just found a bottle of tequila in the washer.
I'm skyping with my parents and reading Cosmo articles on giving great head. I'm on a roller coaster that only goes up, baby.
so i guess now we know you can get away with peeing mere feet from the Capitol if you shout IM PREGNANT at the guards
We are there now. They have a giant cock and balls with an eagles face and wings.
She apologized again the next day. I said it was pee under the bridge
The best was when you were crying, and trying to get the bouncer to "understand you AS A HUMAN BEING"
I'm at a gyno in Japan. Safe to say every possible rule of etiquette is about to be broken. Buckle up, motherfuckers.
We just banged and he's microwaving shrimp noodles and I'm eating tostitos alone in the dark this is why our relationship works
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