Hope the move went well! I'll miss you!
you are a cunt and I hated living with you and your skeezy boyfriend.Just thought I'd get that out there.
We named our party play list daddy issues
Last night I apparently send my boss a picutre of my boobs. On the bonus part I got a raise today. So I just want to thank your parents for naming you Jeff cuz if I was not so hammered last night I would have sent it to the right one.
I guess i tried to text 911 last night with "someone stole my bong." Thank god that doesn't work...
I think my vagina was keeping me fat all these years out of self preservation. It's like she knew what would happen if I lost the weight.
I guess I'll put a green shirt on. Also, I just snorted some protein shake power. That doesn't have anything to do with St. Patrick's Day. I just wanted you to know in case i die.
He's had mdma poured down his throat. He's getting huggy.
a guy just walked up to us....drank the rest of my beer....and said sorry for my loss before walking away.
Clearly my hormones are sending beaming lights to every penis in the area
I'm so happy I'm only on my second drink. That would have been the best idea ever if I was on my fifth.
So he says to my dad "I'll pull out of your daughter but I'm not going to apologize". Yea, my night was fun.
Face washed and sleeping pill taken. Here's hoping for a more sex filled tomorrow.
I'm far too poor to be letting my hookups wear my shirts home. I'm down to about a total of 8 shirts and have no intention of buying more
Must be why he thought choking was foreplay. Like WTF? No.
My mom found me this morning passed out, face down on my dinning room floor
That must have been one awkward situation haha
Well I woke up in my bed.... I don't remember her finding me
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