i guess it's bad bediquette to quote the kool aid man
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he said oh yeah and i responded with OHH YEAHHHHH!
it sucked. he totally couldn't get it up. blamed it on never having cheated b4. Couldn't stop laughing. fuck.
i wonder if i could find a boyfriend who would call me big papa
sure if you go to prison
New drinking game watching teenage mutant ninja turtles movie and drinking every time raphael says damn, someone says april or ms oneil, and shredder appears And every time we see a mustache
I checked for jungle juice on Weight Watchers. they didn't have it.
just saw 2 fat kids fight for the last slice of pizza. Litteraly fight. God Bless America
Nothing says I have a hang over like telling your boss to "eat your shit"
drunk me just left notes all around the apt to remind shitfaced me that i have mashed potatoes in the fridge. do not take them down if you come home before me.
She's the only person who can pull off turning an outdoor patio heater tower into a stripper pole.
I gave you a 45 minute blowjob. You were inside me for 3 minutes. I'm going to need you to get your shit together.
I hate that he uses me for something other than sex. What does he think I am? His girlfriend? Ha.
Lights are FLASHING. This just got REAL. CAPTALIZATION.
we broke the bed, curtan rods, a dresser drawer, and unless I didn't notice it before, we put a hole in the wall. This is why he and I have to fuck in motels.
There is nothing worse then the feeling after you've held in farts all night..
What's his name?
I slept like a rock because of your dick. I'll thank him personally later.
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