Remember that night when i almost got you arrested? Is that funny yet?
my mom walked in on my vaccuming.......i wasnt vaccumming
I was thinking about texting her and telling her I had syphilis when I was with her and that she should get tested. just for shits and giggles. skank dahaha
My vag wants to play a game of hungry hungry hippos with your cock.
I don't want to talk about it but I will say, that was the best two headed $68 blowjob. Ever.
and then he proceeded to take what he called, a whip cream shower.
We all have our weaknesses that drive us crazy. We happen to have one in common, 21 year olds. Your secrets safe. Touch his penis.
I'd rather be castrated by angry chipmunks Than live your life for 24 hours
Remember when we were coked out at that house and we were trying to meditate in the bathroom? Who's house were we at?
I am at a new level of appreciation for drunk-you, who threw up into her own sweatshirt pocket last night in the car. Brava.
Finally hooked up with her. She bought me tacos after because "she can do better in a bed". You're gonna be my best man.
I HAD TO PAY A COVER FOR THE FIRST TIME LAST NIGHT. My tits didn't get me in and I was so pissed.
Do you know anyone else that comes home with unexplainable injuries as many nights a week as we do?
See I am maturing. I just got in from my DRIVE of shame......
I might have to quit marching band. It's affecting my drinking schedule
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