At a stoplight watching a woman push groceries in a stroller while dodging oncoming traffic... Reallllly Detroit?
Can't imagine what could be worse than pet-naming your penis, but I'll let it go.
she would only give me a road handjob because she didnt want to unbuckle
safety first
he was playing drums on rock band as i poured bailey's into his mouth. tell me that's not a bonding moment.
That's what you said about that spiderman stripper, but look how that turned out
had to go back to that apartment this morning to get my other boot. it was tacked to the wall
Hey can we break in your window? We need to borrow the dog.
OK am i seriously the only one who thinks Cocaine Tuesdays is a bad idea?
My mouth tastes like what I imagine a hobo's skin would taste like.
Lets just say that a certain piercing set off certain alarms when I went thru the airport detector/scanner thingie. David was high fived like 12 times.
Made eye contact with a friendly neighborhood dog walker while violently puking out the window. How's your Wednesday going?
I got tossed from adult league soccer for telling a 55 year old I'd break his hip. I'm a productive member of society
he pushed me in the lake knowing full well I had joints on me. that's drug-abuse!!
I can not be a lesbian living on Beaverland.
i cant hook up i'm covered in egg rolls
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