Alarm just got pulled in my exam
Swear it wasn't me
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That text made me feel like i signed up for some awesome celeb nude pic reminder
Also, on a completely related note, just came up with an awesome business plan. You in?
I didn't realize how hung over I was until I rolled over and the world rolled over with me.
We're playing Big Buck Hunter to determine who buys the next pitchers. And they said video games wouldn't help me later in life
Just saw a guy from Kansas and a guy from Nebraska arguing over who had less of an accent. God Bless the Midwest.
hahaha my homeschooled cousin put up graduation pictures. it's just her standing in front of her fire place. With a hand made diploma.
When I woke up in the parking lot today I decided it is not a good idea to hang out with you anymore.
what the fuck a piece of candy corn just came out of her nose
Yeah he's still asleep. I washed the blender out. He tried to make a ham-shake. Lets wait until after break to have that talk. I kind of want to see where this goes.
It's just good to know that when I drink like a twenty year old I still act like one.
It was the best of bangs; it was the worst of bangs.
My underwear are in the stairs so apparently I did take the dog out.
I just came so hard I growled. Definitely found my gspot.
There is nothing worse then the feeling after you've held in farts all night..
What's his name?
holy shit I just remembered that story I told about Tom hanks going bowling while high.
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