yeah I know. she is a stupid fat trailer trash bitchwhore and I hate her
but when she came up to me in the bar I had to be all like "OMG HEYYY how are you, I haven't seen you in foreverrrrr!!"
but for the record, yeah, I hope she gets mauled by a bear and dies
It smells like weed.
We are in Boulder, Everything smells like weed.
i just google searched 'can you pop your ovary'
Are you with Adam and his vodka?
Yeswdsssss I masde his pickle gi away ans he go anbnoued
You were scared that your teeth were shrinking so you stuck your fist in your mouth. then you were convinced your hand was growing cuz it got stuck so yu started crying
he is a creepy guy.
yea thats what heroine does to ppl.
Dude cabbage spilt on the floor, and now danielles rolling it. Happy st party's day.
Ya he's alive. Apparently he's been drinking Naty and listening to Unbreak My Heart on repeat all day.
But you can still look for dick after you find Jesus.
The bartender seems to not like the DD's anymore. I'm sad
Three months into our sexual relationship, he comes out with "Your body is efficient". WTF do I do with THAT?
I feel like I spent all day wearing underpants made entirely of poison ivy and sandpaper
So, my love of dick may have landed me in a cult. On the bright side, I now have a discount at Spencer's.
Thanks to you I just drunkenly spot washed a Star Wars hoodie, at midnight on a Friday. If there is a greater level of nerdiness I do not know of its existence
the universe is starting to freak me out.. ive now had sex with 3 people who were born on the same day..
Randomize
