JoAnns office is warmer than mine. . .it must be because she has the gateway to hell under her desk.
No offense but you kinda look like a Jack Johnson fan in that pic
I think my goal in life now is to be a Trending topic on Twitter after I die.
she just announced that once she was paid to deep throat a light saber with a mint flavored condom on it. i'm speechless.
..i think i can hear you losing your virginity
apparently he's bringing me two things i like. he said one was him and i'm assuming the other one is his penis
Let's discuss options later this evening. I'll draw out said options and compare and contrast the "accessibility" of the costume for quickies. Because you never know. Halloween is full of surprises. I'll also compare practicality, level of skank, and creative features.
drunk. just smoked a spliff with a 19yr old hungarian bike taxi driver and bonded over the difficulties of getting weed in a different country. idk y shit like this isnt in the study abroad info packets
I take your giggles as a yes to operation McLaxitives?
There was a group of girls next to us. One was smiling at me. I only remember walking up and saying "oh you're Russian". Not sure where it went from there
And apparently I was the one that started the drunken make out session that broke the window
Did you put pizza in my boxers last night?
I left you 4 hours ago. Have you been walking around with shit in your pants all day?
I broke my wrist trying to give him a blow job...
And this is why we can’t have nice things
sarah's view on last night: a threesome to make things less awkward. oh, well done.
Plus he probably didn't want to be at home, alone... Jacking off on the big screen without you there to lend a helping hand. I mean, let's be honest. It's not fun if it's not a little weird.
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