how's this sound. You, me a box of pink franzia and a night full of possibilities in your basemen. I'll be me. You be you. And we'll see where it goes
New Low: Just set a reminder on my phone for me to check on things I need to harvest late on Farmville.
had to ask my 13 year old sister if she knew any dealers... she did. it's good to be home.
I just got a Community College debit card in the mail. My failure has been materialized.
Being a responsible DD does not include attempting to coordinate a 4 taxi caravan to bar #3
Didn't get laid. But got a free pie from a waitress. A whole pie.
this is you don't wonder off at 3 am with no pants on. Just stay there and pray to god you don't get arrested for being on school property.
Just so were clear I meant the head your face is on
There are six slides. In going to pee in five of them. You have to guess which one to go down. Agree?
Agreed.
Well my ankle is fucked up, everytime it pops I have a reminder of $200. Jager bomb night and the day we began to rebuild our friendship.
When we were done he got down next to the bed and I thought he was Tebowing. He was hitting a bong that he had already loaded and hidden under the bed.
I swear to God, if you have sex in my bed one more time you're gonna start paying rent
We knew it was an interesting night when we found my thong wrapped around a chocolate chip muffin in the fridge.
Hypothetically - think of it as Schrodinger's blow-job.
sarah's view on last night: a threesome to make things less awkward. oh, well done.
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