She went to college and exploded out of the slut closet.
you yelled that ur labia majora was swollen at 3 am in the dorm hallway
i realized really quickly that drinking a bottle of vodka and 3 crystal light packets wasn't the best idea i've ever had
If I squint, he looks like Jude Law. But that's kind of a weird face to make during sex.
You better not fucking die before we have sex while you blow fire. I'm serious. Don't mess up my sexual bucket list.
First sex of the summer I'm winning 1-0
GET HOME NOW
Oh shit
It takes a special friend to go vibrator shopping with
Yes. It does.
my favorite sex position is the one where no sex actually happens we just get really stoned and eat a lot and watch netflix in the dark
apparently when a guy says "if there's anything missing in your life, I will provide" he's not expecting attractive lesbians to be the answer.
I'm terrified that I'm going to have a baby with a guy who posts snapchat stories while ignoring my texts
Me sprinting out of your house without my bra or shoes is our entire relationship defined in a single moment.
Other than unclothed paranormal encounters, how has your day been
I tried to find an emoji but none convey my excitement for receiving good sex soon
you bet i'm gonna rock his four-foot-two world.
I just told my mormon professor that I was late because I was getting a STD test... good start to the day.
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