doesn't he have a GF?
that just means you have to try harder.
i didn't have to try TOO hard, just told him i didn't want to know his name or...
If you don't answer the phone then I will be forced to leave you a wonderful voicemail of me throwing up
How'd it feel making her break her religion?
Bret has after-school detention for writing Brianna has a stinky vag on the ground at recess.
I don't know. I guess at the end of the day I wanted taco bell more than a boyfriend.
Totally get that.
How can I look at her with a straight face when she has dry puke on her eye lid
I found out why they kept calling her "CD". It was short for "Crab Dip". You're fucked.
You look me right in the eyes and yelled "By the power of the superglue beer sword, I designate you my driver!" I almost felt honored.
AND I JUST GOT FUCKING DAUGHTER ZONED. NO. I'M DONE. I HATE BOYS. ASEXUALITY HERE I COME.
He's under the table sobbing because he doesn't live in a taco if you ever get him this high again I will stab you
Thats alot of pressure.
Just on your vagina. BTW I'm passing your house.
I think it would be reallllly cool if you took your best friend to work so she doesnt have to have an awkward cab ride with the driver she drunkenly made out with last night ...
Because I was drunk or stoned for 4 days. I either made terrible decisions or none at all.
I really shouldn't have to tell you to stop banging your lightsaber on everything while we are in college.
Her vag MUST be made out of starbursts or something equally as delicious.
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