Culvers...So Good
So good. The butter burgers slip right outta my ass.
Remember when we were trying to guess how many people could fit in my shower? The answer is 7
CNN just did a special on how to do heroin safely.. I recorded it for us
i can't tell if you're serious or not, but 420 is gonna be pirate themed
i went through the entire semester and only just now realized there's a girl in my history class that i've hooked up with.
The higher i get, the less gay he looks, and the more i want to make out with him. This is dangerous.
I had a guy present me his prison release form this morning as id
It's been so long since i rode in a trunk. I'm riding in a trunk btw
There is a homeless man handing out free beer on the city bus. He has a cooler and everything. I love this trashy yet generous city.
you came out with your cock in between the legs of a balloon animal. Maybe she'll think you have a sense of humor.
What kind of balloon animal was it?
You were so drunk you decided to go out of the car window instead of using the door, once you realized what you had just done you said fuck it and went back in through the window
Sober now. I'm really glad I didn't try to make out with that guy who has a pregnant fiance
Yep if he's taking selfies he's probably on drugs again.
we got kicked out of the bar last night for sneaking into the back kitchen and eating handfulls of cheese in the walk in fridge
He stood next to me peeing as I was puking behind a car in the parking lot, telling me how much he loved me. On the other hand, he loves me!
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