Whatcha textin bout Willis?
I feel like tequila is Gods way of lighting my fuse to do something awesome
We need to rekindle our bromance
i cleaned the weed out of my bowl, pretended it was a spoon and ate oatmeal with it. my mom cried
making my second box of kraft dinner for the day. thinking about telling him how much you cheat on him so that you end up having to spend valentines day with me. i'm sorry its every man for himself.
Your lack of a response has proven you've clearly forgotten how crazy I am.
you kept looking at stripers and saying " Go to College"
She's pathetic and vulnerable..and short. Thats his type.
I made him an O's fan. One pic of my tits coming out of a Baltimore shirt and it was done.
I piss off the neighbors just so I can have someone to compete with.
Its alot like that time you got motorboated by the carni at the rodeo.
But that's fine. Because I am an independent woman who is going to pull some jane Goodall shit and save the world one day......or be a porn star......either way they are going to wish they had fucked me.
I'm officially disproving the fact that a hoe never gets cold bc this hoe is COLD.
Woke up with a pineapple again... where do i keep on getting these ??
We decorated the tree, drank wine, and he went down on me with Christmas music on in the background. Christmas IS coming.
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