Can you return condoms to CVS?
Only if you return your pride as well.
Interestingly im still mad at you for the time we got high and you tried to hump me.
Lol thats a classic
Just waterfalled in the movie theatre... this is the beginning to a good night
all i remember is screaming butter knifes are for pussies.
I'm pretty sure he's lost all respect for me. it probably happened somewhere around the time i had officially slept with every single one of his friends..
I don't know what happen last night but the fact that it's 9 am and I need to put my dick in something means it didn't go as planned.
I remember pointing out how smooth my legs were to try to direct his attention away from my vagina.
I was pissed last night bc this girl didn't want to have sex but offered to reimburse me for the condoms. That just made me upset
I had a dream about masturbating with toys I can't afford.
My sex life and finances are equally in shambles.
Imagine getting a FB inbox "hey I found your ID on the floor of a bar can you send me a mugshot so I can get a second piece of ID made?"
I'm so tired I just poured monster in my coffee.
And it tastes incredible.
And I have chest pains.
Trying to figure out if the guy I'm with right now is the same guy I met spring break
Oh duude it is the guy from spring break! Awk.
Then he kissed my hand sensually and said "you're a Black Queen. Don't let anyone tell you different."
You guys go ahead and have your romantic night. I'm gonna keep my vday tradition alive of angry banging a stranger.
how am i in montreal? thats like a 3 hour train ride. i remember nothing.
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