so you know how i got laid the other night? well a condom just came out of me and i dont know whether to be grossed out or happy
i am grossed the fuck out
Its official, cigarettes are now more expensive than weed
New thing to add to the list of never wanted to talk about with my grandma: sweating in ur crouch and vag area
made out with three guys on the first night of college orientation, just imagine what joys all of next year will hold
Hmm. I hear gunshots, car horns blaring, hear drunk white people screaming, and see about fifty status updates pertaining to the hawks. I guess they won.
I'm pretty sure this isn't my phone, but I do like these nude pics
Just sold this kid "Magic Furry Apples". He is way to high to figure out they are just peaches.
At least he's a nutritious stoner...
It's a good deal. He teaches me how to longboard, then we have sex
It's like the sisterhood of the traveling vaginas over here
I couldn't find a lighter, so I smoked a bowl with a birthday candle.
This place is full of unfortunate mustaches.
I can't believe there are people our age getting engaged and I can't even find a solid coke dealer.
I just threw up into a baby carriage. There was a baby in it.
He's stripped out of his boxers and is dancing and slapping his dick with string cheese...I don't know whether to call for help or take a video.
just because he was passed out beside the toilet, didn't give you tge right to pee on him
my aim is off when im drunk
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