My mind says no, but my body says yes.
What does your body say about chlamydia?
Breakfast of vicodin and eggs out of a solo cup at about three in the afternoon on a wednesday...I have my life together
I too understand the importance of cheesy bread
I got her a Nickelback box set.
smoking a bowl while I'm peeing. i love having a big dick.
It was the textbook our-balls-touched-while-engaged-in-a-threesome-with-our-bosses-wife conversation.
It amazes and alarms me I'm not shocked to read that.
How sad is it that I'm looking in the farm & garden section of craigslist to find a weed dealer. I mean, that's where they'd be right? Just gotta break the code.
I've come to the conclusion that Jesus and 2013 are haters.
Is it wrong that the only reason I'd want Savannah in my wedding party is to watch her whore around and drink?
He won't have sex to beyonce. I hate him.
Explain why there's a meatball in my bong
Would it be weird if I bought knee pads and shin guards to fuck in my car?
He left a fire sauce packet from taco bell that said "promise you'll text me in the morning" on my nightstand.
Quit bitching. I brought you a muffin.
I just saw a chick driving drinking a juice box smoking all while on the phone that is talent
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