My astrological sign? Vagitarius.
I forgot to tell you. I'm at a porno shoot today.
I wish i could sleep and get drunk at the same time...those are my 2 biggest needs right now
Just found out for my occult lit class (history of cults) final project is making a spellbook. Hello last term of college.
he's werid. hell kiss me after i go down on him but he wont kiss me after i eat anything with mustard.
We thought we had lost her until we found her in the bushes a block away singing "Jingle Bells".
And we should impose a 'friends don't let friends order 25 shots at last call' rule
he actually managed to pick a girl up by telling her that her skirt was ugly and she didnt do a good job with her makeup. thats some seriously low selfesteem
i wanted to ask her what his dick looked like but i thought that would be weird for the first time i met her
New reason to drink: alcohol makes soda taste like goddamn gold.
And we had three hours of crazy sex then his roommate ate pizza off me while I was sleeping.
my roommate was being a bitch so I changed my Netflix password on her. 21st century slap in the face ladies and gentleman
It is 5:00PM and I'm just now putting on underwear.
he looks like the poster child for myspace how the hell does he have other hoes?
Note to self: NEVER have sex with anyone who is experiencing explosive diarrhea.
I've never been so happy to be celibate.
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