This chick, for whatever reason, has serious "Leave your wife and kids and also break up her young marriage in order to frolick for a good 2 weeks before I realize that she's just like the rest of them and I made a huge mistake and ruined a lot of lives in the process" potential. It's SO INTRIGUING.
"it" just moved
What's proper 1 nite stand etiquette?
Say hi to his dad and make him some breakfast.
he said i was chugging vodka in the parking lot, gave my # to a married man, started a food fight, and passed out at the bar. how could he NOT consider that a good first date???
I'm really tired of your booty call eating my fruity pebbles.
Spotted: woman loading franzia into a toddler-sized shopping cart for her child to push. Beautiful.
Just walked out of 7 11 still in uniform when 4 girls in bikinis in a convertable screamed "we fuck firefighters!"
Career choice validated
I was ashamed to still be in my green tank this morning, but there's a guy here in full on bright green pants and a green blazer. He looks like the lucky charms guy stretched out at drunker than usual. Now, I fade into the background.
Its a "sake bomb in the bathroom during class" kind of day.
You understand the drunkenness of my drunkenness
He came over and said its legs day so put them in the air! Fucked me for 30 minutes and said he had dinner reservations to go to. Well i just ran into him and his friends hammered at Taco Bell
Seeking encouragement from my tinder matches to ace this test. I've sunk to a newest low.
last night i fell off a barstool and busted my nose. i can regretfully say that i didn't see cherub last night.
It was like if the scent of sour milk and burning tires had a baby in taste form.
i need you to come over and tell me if you can notice that i'm only wearing a teddy underneath my trenchcoat
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