She's hot and she went to Notre Dame. I want to fuck the Catholic right out of her
the "happy anniversary" cake for my mom and dad is about to turn into the "yeah, that's a hickey, welcome back from italy" cake.
tonight's goal was "most regrettable decision" and you bring wine coolers?
She had a maple leaf tattoo behind her ear and told me she liked my "playoff beard".
Only in Canada would your laziness be applied to hockey and rewarded.
I thought i'd save money with No Heat November but the amount of whiskey i have to buy to stay warm is probably adding up to more than a heat bill.
My therapist is concerned about your alcoholism.
definitely not taking the whole return culture shock so well...drinking a 100 proof rootbeer vodka float out of a german beer mass
theres pictures of him knuckle deep in her, both of them thumbs up and cheesin. someone should take her kid away
Dude, you were so wasted she couldn't wait. She was grinding your face while you were passed out in the yard.
Your vase full of piss was still at his house and he still doesn't know.
Ok fine, yes she's pregnant. But you're ignoring the most important part. HER BOOBS GOT BIGGER. That doesn't happen every day, and I owe it to myself to enjoy those boobs before the belly catches up to them!
So I'm already mostly naked in a kind of bed but obviously too lazy to take my boots off. It's like January 1st is already here
How dare you not respond to me after opening up a picture of my bare breasts
He passed out before we could have sex. I had no choice but to use his boner to hold my onion rings.
How do you say "put it in me" in Spanish... I'm dealing with language barriers here.
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