What you up to?
Having coffee. Getting eyefucked. Eyefucking.
Full throttle
Some guys are relationship guys. Not our niche.
If your dick isn't up when i get home you're catching tonight.
Also, do you think you think his dick is perfect bc you loved him? Or is it actually perfect?
yeah, but the first step is admitting you have a problem, the next step is kidnapping him
Well still if someone cared enough about u to wish an unwanted child or a disease on u ..u must have been doing something right
Why can't I hire someone to teach me how to be a decent human being?
Only three months past my 21st and I'm done. So many life lessons in so little time.
Major life highlight, she said my dick taste like coffee.
I mean it's a good blow job, but it's not worth the four hour round trip.
But I don't wanna live with them bc I need to be able to walk around naked and sex on any surface guilt free.
He snapchated me a photo of his penis with the caption "it needs a home".
I think I sent pictures of my boobs to an Olympic athlete...
Do you think if I had a tempurpedic bed he would still be able to feel me fingering myself after we have sex?
The squirrels were at the front door. Dude I swear..
I'M HANGING OUT WITH THE DRUG DEALER UPSTAIRS JUST SO I CAN STEAL HIS WIFI PASSWORD, I HOPE Y'ALL LOVE ME.
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