people will do anything to get on MTV. like get pregnant.
I just spent the last two hours on the phone with Emily trying to explain to her how to finger herself.
I'm thinking we should try to start remembering stuff we do. Althought I kinda like feeling like Nancy Drew the next morning.
More like the Hardy Boys cause its kinda like a team effort.
if i hear one more christmas song, i will fucking shoot myself.
Just found bacon bits in my pocket. Blackout buffet is the best.
I don't know where Tiffany is but I just saw her shoes in the bar lost and found
We ended up sleeping in the emergency room for safety (you know, well lit, cameras..) and then an ambulance drove us to the train station around 4am. great last night in australia.
Its not the fact that i woke up wearing a tutu that bugs me its the fact that i have 75 photos of me wearing a tutu on facebook
Dude, double fisting packs of Ramen saved my life last night
And please let him know I don't normally go off on long rants about feminist theory. That was totally the vodka talking.
IM FEEDING MY CAT ALL THE HAM
You told her you double majored in Geology and Telekinesis. When has that line ever worked for you?
you didnt realize it, but you puked in the bushes in front of a church and yelled "GOD IS DEAD"
Remember Christopher who always sends me pictures of his penis? Look to your right, boy in the blue.
Quote of the night award goes to my father "I like wearing my swim trunks around the house because they are cooler and more blousy for my balls". Yay dad
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