my phone is set on vibrate and its tucked up in my left front pocket. call me back 20 times real quick.
can you sing with all the voices of the mountain? can you paint with al the colors of the windddd
wasted?
im pocohantasssss
I'm going to an arts college, I live next to the frat houses, and my room number is 420. god has plans for me and I couldn't be happier.
He wanted to put Kesha on after he came in my mouth. I had to draw some sort of trashy, gay line.
i jsut waqnnna hugg thw crap outa sokme peoplee
last karaoke night = doing dmx songs with a guy who threatened to stab me. so yeah I'm coming out.
At least your night didn't end with three cops seeing your ass and you sitting on the ground in a wig throwing your shoes at people
I didn't talk to any girls wearing masks because I wanted to avoid making the big mistake of making out with my sister.
The crowd is chanting "we want sex!" There's a man dressed as bacon. That is all
im drinking out of a pineapple, so yea.
we were running around the halls trying to bloodhound search out the source of the weed smell, but we ran into six other people doing the same thing, and they all said they assumed it was us.
Was that you calling me at 4am asking to borrow a rubber ducky and a tampon?
I'm telling you, I 'm beginning to think that my vagina is magical.
She said "Im going to hug you" tried to give me a hickey then said her life sucks and started to cry.
I want to shoot him sideways (so he can still breathe) in the Adam's apple with my little crossbow.
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