Just got back from doctors appt. He lied. It wasn't a pimple on his dick.
I can practically hear my vag and my conscience fighting.
I feel like I'm in a bed a bagels and mistakes.
No I'm done finals, but I'm not coming home until these hickeys are gone.
you know I love you but I need to see your friends tits
I am thinkingif I am doing snow Angels in your living room, I probably had too much to drink
Well good for him for getting your number before he told you he had no money and needed you to pay for his drink!
Tell me when you get here. I'm drinking beer in the bushes next to your house, and I put my hoodie up because I was cold. Pretty sure everyone lowkey thinks i'm homeless.
It's supposed to be a shit show, it's an end of the world party.
I fill condoms, not promises.
So last night took an interesting turn.. Never thought I'd say I had to pick up my glasses off the floor of a strip club
I have 13 missed calls from when I slept outside on some rocks
The power of my boobs compel you
I googled my name and pictures of you drinking showed up. Way to steal my thunder....
That guy u hooked me up with kept calling me james while were doing it...
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