Weren't you self-described as an 'arab' slut?
No?
Well my cheeks are red now
Wow, this guy is harder to get rid of than gum in pubic hair
I'm so turned on right now it's fucking stupid. I hate burger king commercials
He's at the gym. He likes to get high and swim cause it makes him feel like a fish.
i just ate an entire onion plain. all alone. i have never felt more single in my life
Okay my swimming class is like the fatass/diabetic guide to losing 2 pounds by christmas
I already have one guy that I have regrettable sex with. I don't need another.
I feel choking has become trendy-- ita losing its effect. I may just have to go back to missionary to spice it up
corona bottle fell out of my backpack and broke in the middle of my physics midterm. yay me.
She waited 7 months to break out her comicon costumes. I was only mad it took her so long. I fucked an elf last night and strawberry shortcake the night before!
I'm taking a leave of absence and sending myself to fat camp. I'll let you know when I'm out.
Find a vagina and bring it to me. Like feeding a tiger.
How the fuck can he download so much porn but not know how to find the Skype app?
Why would you waste your Ritalin on your children?
I DONT HAVE A FUCKING JOB RIGHT NOW. DO YOU THINK I HAVE TIME TO WASTE GOING BACK AND FORTH WITH SOMEONE WHOS LYING, ABOUT LYING, AND JUST BEING A LIAR? HONESTLY, YES I DO HAVE TIME. BUT I HAVE A FUCKING LOT BETTER THINGS I COULD BE WASTING MY TIME DOING. LIKE ORGANIZING MY POKEMON CARD COLLECTION.
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