it sucked. he totally couldn't get it up. blamed it on never having cheated b4. Couldn't stop laughing. fuck.
so basically i'm the" little sister", he's the "big brother" and we just fucked
Last night you told her she was rocking the beer gut. Still wondering why you have that black eye?
she's in the bathroom. spitting in the trashcan. not throwing up. just spitting and singing bad romance by lady gaga.
thatta girl
it's too soon in the relationship to think about him when i masturbate. so i think about his dad instead.
Maybe its all the xanax she takes but she literally has NO shame
just printed out my drug dealers resume for him. guess the ecstasy scene slows down when kids move back home for the summer...
obviously my window is still shattered. they're pressure washing my condo today. i think i need a bloody mary.
I just want to steal his innocence through his penis. I really do.
THERE IS A WINE CUBE IN MY ASS THIS IS NOT GOING AS PLANNED
He's easy on the eyes, light on his feet, and rough in bed...what more could a girl ask for in a rebound?
This is the third time this year I've whored myself for a Netflix login. If this guy changes his password, I'm gonna fucking give up.
Or maybe pay for Netflix?
I'm not that desperate yet.
Pretty much all i've had today is sugar and orgasms
Do him. As soon as possible and as often as possible. That's what Oprah would say
Got pulled over today for going 90 in a 40 zone with my leg out of the window. Still got out of the ticket. I'm getting way too good at this. Wanna trade bodies so we can see if it's my boobs or my charm?
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