We smoked a joint and talked about his parent's divorce. It was like being fifteen all over again.
If I have to take him to the hospital, I'm drawing dicks on his face
We left at the same time. You got home three hours after I did and said you got your head stuck in a fence. I can't believe you don't remember this.
It's ok. Rob's just shotgunning upside down.
How many times do I have to drunk reject you for our friendship to become awkward? Cause were at 9 as of last night
Whenever we go out my brain flips on autopilot, straight to blackout.
Just so you know, your wedding is in the same place I gave my first bj.
Guess who just got a Christian Beliefs class to seriously discuss the spiritual implications of dolphin rape?
I just can't even fathom the crazy and I work at a mental hospital.
Your smile makes me feel like I'm frolicking through a field of gummy bears.
THE HALLOWEEN QUEST WILL BE PICS OF US IN OUR COSTUMES IN EXCHANGE FOR DICK PICS. IT HAS BEEN DECIDED.
Bro, she said she wanteo to fuck me with my white Nike cap on so I resemble a douchebag. I think my choice of women might be coming into question
Ive decided to see your threat against my life as you flirting
He stopped mid-fuck to explain his choice in pillows. HE WAS STILL IN ME!
There's even glitter on my cock...
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