so this rather large man keeps buying us drinks.......then he licked my face....i dont really care though because the drinks are good. Is this bad?
I'm torn. Shes everything I ever wanted, but I just cant get past the story about having drunken sex with her dog in high school.
I have no idea where we are. But it doesn't look dirty so I don't think we are in jersey yet
no. i just ate a whole thing of hot dogs. me and regret are sleepng alone tonigh.
She has never blacked out. I have tried to get her to so many times. Apparently it's a lot harder than we make it out to be.
just saw someone whip out a flask during lecture... I think I found a study partner
The Ex's are trying to talk to the GF. Game face bro.
ASS. GYMANSTICS. OLYMPICS. NOW!!!
I've already made the "blackout on move in day" decision
YOU JUST GOT OUT OF THE HOSPITAL AND YOU'RE ALREADY DRINKING?!
I DONT HAVE A FUCKING JOB RIGHT NOW. DO YOU THINK I HAVE TIME TO WASTE GOING BACK AND FORTH WITH SOMEONE WHOS LYING, ABOUT LYING, AND JUST BEING A LIAR? HONESTLY, YES I DO HAVE TIME. BUT I HAVE A FUCKING LOT BETTER THINGS I COULD BE WASTING MY TIME DOING. LIKE ORGANIZING MY POKEMON CARD COLLECTION.
Tacos and sex are way better than any anti depressant pill ever was. I think I made a medical discovery here.
If you fuck up my birthday by dying I will kick your fucking corpse.
He stopped in the middle of us fucking so he could turn on lithuanian techno music. And the sad thing is that it was the best sex of my life.
Well when I woke up this morning I didn’t think I’d be masturbating to my own LinkedIn profile today but here we are
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