what kind of morning-after breakfast implies 'thanks for the sex, but i'm not gonna call you ever again'?
yea ive hooked up with like half those guys
and i've hooked up with the other half...when our powers combine, we are captain slutbag
I woke up naked by my window. blinds open. smiley face drawn on my window.
I didn't know people actually cried after sex.
Just waterfalled in the movie theatre... this is the beginning to a good night
Got free coffee because I told the guy at starbucks the pleats in his khaki pants made his cock look big.
he slapped my stomach and proclaimed it a baby-free zone
Things I have that belong to you: shorts, headband, bra, purse, chinese food, vodka, and blood on my jeans. Happy homecoming.
You leave me no choice. Your vagina is grounded. It can just sit there and think about what it's done.
I hope Team Snapchat has been enjoying our sex snaps all this week.
I'm at the point where I'm more upset that he got to keep my bottle of Fireball than that he stopped talking to me with no explanation
He came over apologized for his lack of sexual skills. Cleaned my kitchen cooked me dinner. And gave me another one minute stand. I think im okay with this
I mean obviously I like your dick... Jury is still out on you but your dick is good
No he reached for my hand at the beach. I pretended to be a seagull.
So if i am talking to a guy and he sends me a pic and he is wearing Spiderman button down dress shirt.... Is it ok if i dont want to talk to him anymore?
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