Free body shot off of Sarah. Expires never.
i don't know whats more disturbing, that his dog drooled directly into my mouth or that i was too drunk and tired to do anything except let it be there.
Dude, Erin Andrews has a nude video circulating the internet.
Is it any good?
Let me put it this way: I bet Stuart Scott's lazy eye went straight after watching that.
im sorry but my first introduction to your dick isn't going to be a pic sent from the men's room
Just chased ups truck with a half wiped ass for you. You're making dinner tonight
It would be been irresponsible not to make cleaning the apartment into a drinking game
We started snorting MDMA at 3 in the afternoon...it was never going to end well.
in light of our recent drunken behavior, i think it's time we seriously consider hiring ourselves a babysitter.
It's like if a cloud had tits and you laid on them.
I'm now having weird sexual fantasies about that riverdancing figure skater. So thanks for that.
The only reason I have clothes in my overnight bag is to cover up my sex toys.
I just want to have sex and eat dumplings. Is that so much to ask?
My cousin was arrested on a class b felony for selling meth out of the back door of McDonald's where he worked. Apparently it was the extra special sauce.
It was a career choice to be sure... Mistakes were made.
I'm recovering from the blowjob...She's doing her taxes...
Bear grylls would be proud of my improvisation. Just used her vibrator to massage my back after hurting it at work.
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