Thanks for last night it was amazing as always
What are you talking about
You've got to be kidding me
i was watching iron chef and got motivated, so i made dinosaur chicken nuggets
Just caught my bro jerking off to a lane Bryant catalog
He literally didn't stop until I lost count of how many times he made me orgasm. It took three hours.
You really need to tell him that he has a girlfriend. I'm not sure he knows
he was grinding on you and dedicated the song "I'm in Love With a Stripper" to you then started taking his own clothes off
Give him a trash can and a welcome home balloon, he will be good.
I've never seen an uncircumcised dick in real life and the internet indicates I don't want to.
She's impossible to please. Other than with two fingers and a tongue.
So that advice that humming stops you from puking? Yeah no, just puked through my nose.
I had to get my boss birth control a work today. I knew going to ASU would come in handy in my career someday.
The fake number she gave me was for Pappa John's. Now I have a large pepperoni on the way.
anyways, do you want to make more embarrassing memories that im bound to remind you about later and laugh about?
Dude, don't beat around the bush. We're fucked and you know it.
yeah, last night we handcuffed you and you started crying saying that you weren't a bad person
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