seriously i just wanna be friends
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You seriously don't know?He was trying to arrest you and you were shouting that you were being punk'd. Punk'd? that show got cancelled like 5 years ago.
What'd you guys eat?
Literally everything that was frozen.
The Wii Fit is already telling me I'm an alcoholic.
Ikeep having to ask jim if I'm actually talking. I canmt feel my body...this is what Christmas is all about
I wish they made people sized litter boxes.
Can I just put my face in your boobs and forget the world?
My vagina bone hurts from grinding on that dude so hard.
I will never understand why the dress to get laid party is always scheduled to be during family weekend. Its not even ironically funny.
I asked if he wanted to sext and he just started sending me pictures of his beard.
"I'm not drinking any more tonight." As I dipped my quesadilla in a shot of tequila....then eats it
so is it socially acceptable to send her an "i got my man back you whore" card?
I have four things I would like to do over summer too... Problem is they're all roommates
my vagina can't handle any more of our 4 day long smash bash. it should be like a holiday or something. should only happen once a year.
It's officially "let him eat me out in a sundress with no panties" season. Needless to say the first date was a success.
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