I know she is the girl of my dreams bc she orgasmed, rolled over and then asked if I knew that Orlando beat Cleveland.
He came in the heat vent in my car. Don't ask how it happened.
I just googled the nutrition facts for a mcgriddle and yet I still want to go to mcdonalds
Prostitute standing on the corner thrusting at cars as they drive by. New marketing strategy?
alright she left, finally time to fart up the room
well, someone with very low standards is getting their dick sucked
His ankle bracelet went off in the middle of sex. That makes a girl reevaluate her life...
Just found a g string in our driveway, wtf happened this weekend?
I could just tape a camera with a live feed to my head & you could check in on me from time to time
So immediately after we finished having sex she started singing, "The Circle of Life", put her clothes on and then just left. I think I'm in love.
Grab some lube and condoms and you get a free shirt? College is weird
you don't even have a vagina so you don't get to tell me what to put in mine
Do you own a cuff key and know where Karen lives?
He kept saying "Ayyyyyyy" during foreplay... during sex.... during everything! It felt like I was having sex with friggin Fonzie from Happy Days!
I was stuffing my face while buying a brownie and coffee and some kid I fucked came up behind me and said. Someone's hungry.
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