well look at the bright side
maybe you can be on an episode of "I Didn't Know I Was Pregnant"
Sorry I never got back to you. I got high. I know it sounds like a commercial or something... but its true
I would have added her but her profile pic was piece of pie
she was throwing up and singing "I HAD a feeling that tonight was going to be a good good night." And yeah she was still in her dress.
he just wrote my ten page research paper for tit pics. i love my boobs.
Ever have those mornings where you just can't wait to puke in the shower?
She handed me her tooth and asked me to hold it so she could swim.
I saved him as teletubby in my phone....that can't be a good sign. I'm not answering.
I just let my hand run under cold water for five minutes. I couldn't stop staring at it and the only things I could think about were how amazing it felt, how cool water was, and what a wonderful world it is that we live in. Reasons why I don't smoke...
I am so excited I do not know how I will sleep.
It's like the Christmas morning of dicks
in that moment our bushes were one. and in that moment we were pure.
Fuck you fireball...just straight up fuck out of here
You kept pointing at me and saying I'm getting chicken parmesan and no one is going to stop me
i dunno dude, he took his shirt off and is rubbing jello shots on himself. i think he's done
Saw throw up in the parking lot at work, glad I'm not the only one. But now the search begins.
Mary's wearing shades at her desk, brilliant!
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