Ok let me ask a question, does aderall make women less apt to have sex?
Cause it just destroys penises
Was that inappropriate? I can't gauge these things anymore
I tried making the sex a little better this time so right before I blew I yelled "ready or not here I come!"
can you come get me at the bar
ill be there in 10 min
can we stop off at build a bear on the way home
I just heard a girl in all seriousness say, "I told him I'm not a stalker. I just really really want to talk to him."
The only person who has seen my penis more than that girl, is that girl's sister.
I may or may not juuuust be reaching the point where I find some humor from waking up in the parking lot at the standard.
The bouncer yelled at him for poking at the guy selling roses, I think it's time to leave.
She just told me her legs are numb and that she dedicated her karaoke of ice ice baby to her 4 month old son.
I just set the shake weight record at the bar. 20 mins of that crap and drinking beer through a straw will get the job done. I also bet the bartender 100 bucks I could go shot for shot with him. The date for that event is TBA.
I will cut you
Oddly enough thats the second time today someones said that to me
Put that in perspective
Mm. I just want to eat pancakes off of his fine ass.
The liquor stores are closed! NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO! CURSE YOU SANDY!!!!
She was eating leaves off of trees and saying it was salad, and even told a guy in passing that her favorite color was plaid.
i dont get why youre mad at me. i promised you he looked like jim morrison and you failed to ask me like which era
First Peyton Manning retires, and now the most interesting man in the world is retiring for Dos Equis. This is the worst week of my fucking life.
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