Yea and his cousin visited from central and i fucked her i was texting him at work teasin him about it but sent it to his mom by accident
Why would you say my penis is small in front of so many people?
Did you know they have alcohol AND weed delivery in Canada??? I'm not EVER coming home
been home a week and haven't blacked out yet. i miss college
He said he wanted to have kids with me so they could grow up to be professional linebackers. Not. A. Complient.
Knitting and drinking wine. Forget my 21st birthday, might as well just skip to my 60th
No one understands that once a girl pours a handle of smirnoff all over herself, clearly she is wasted
he ate me out on his front porch at dawn. i orgasmed when the sun began to rise. most romantic morning booty call ever.
He won't sleep with me again until I commit...
Run. There is other dick in the sea, less clingy dick.
Come over. I'll eat you out and we'll make bacon.
best text I've received ever.
We're pretty much just dating until one of our ex's wants us back
THERE IS SOMEONE IN MY CAR MILKING HERSELF AND TELLING ME TO TRY IT
It was just...long. I started around 2. And I think i went to bed around 2. So 12 straight hours? I remember a milkshake and frozen grapes.
I was looking at your nipple and it made me think of you
Well I hope so...
By the way, you're like fucking spiderman. I've never seen someone climb out of a car window that fast and eloquently.
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