I feel like my sweat is 40 proof right now
It doesn't have to be a walk of shame...just pretend he took you to breakfast.
No one shows this much boob at breakfast
Motorboating on a tuesday night. not too shabby....
well thats why i like him. because he makes you happy. on the other hand i think he masturbates too much while texting you.
how do you have sooo much energy?
billy mays threw in a lil somethin extra when i ordered some oxiclean last week
just watched a girl laugh at her own fingers... it's not even noon...
you said you were a responsible adult. then you licked the wall.
One of my other friends found me and the dog in the back seat of this one guy's car....I don't even know
I don't know who the girl crying at my kitchen table eating gravy from the KFC container is, but I feel like she could be my soulmate
Indoor beer darts at Rafs just turned into a trust exercise of putting your hand on the wall and closing your eyes while the other throws.. Almost gave Cale a Tracheotomy
i could have been the DD. this is ridiculous. i'm the most sober and getting the least ass.
Just so you know, if I get bored tomorrow I WILL pretend to get drunk in the bathroom and crash the whole thing
Also- should we send out holiday cards? That say, "Eat a dick, 2014"?
He saved that picture of my boobs for good luck romance still exists
And my butt misses you like the deserts miss the rain.
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