I'm gunna smoke cigs today. I feel like I'm in that powerful and gritty mood which requires them
You're in luck. The brownies don't even have butter, just vege oil
Is it wrong to scream your own name when about to bust?
She was asian and in a relationship... my two weaknesses
Olympics start in one day, that gives us 24hrs to think of gold medal worthy drinking games
Who would have thought google would have HELPED me fail a test...not pass...thank you pacman, thank you google....
In the middle of switching positions, we shared a line of coke. It's was like a modern-day 'Lady and the Tramp.'
should i be impressed or disgusted that i was spitting glow-in-the-dark?
Remember that picture you sent me of you trying to eat the flower arrangement in the bathroom at that restaurant?
Omg, you would have loved the guy I almost hit with my car tonight
Sometimes I wish I lived alone because there would be no one to judge me if I wanted to have whiskey and popcorn for breakfast.
I'm bathroom at buffalo wild wings
I think incapable of making pants work send help
Everything is covered in gelatin and pam cooking spray. Jesus be a shield.
His exact words: "I don't have anything you can't treat with antibiotics."
Nice. Make him jerk off and tape it. Send it to his woman. I also love that you had another skype date
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