When we talk. Remind me of these topics, photoshop, my bday, threesomes, and cherekee indians. I swear these are real topics...
New topics to add when we talk, sweden, boxing, and the band journey
i need a wealthy benefactor or a cocktail job. or to start stripping. or kill myself. whatever.
boyfriend # 1 is in the bathroom and boyfriend # 2 is ringing the doorbell need back up this is not a drill i repeat this is not a drill
He played a tape of his mad rapping skills after the final...his rapper name was Mad Stylz and he rapped about all the pussy he got in the 90's. I love Sociology.
Let me put it this way - if I had a list of things I would like between my legs, she would rank below the cello I turned into firewood sophomore year.
I just puked so hard I pissed myself. Outta my ass. I just won hangover of the century.
I don't give a damn about what he wants to do with his life. Personalities are for pussies.
$200 on plane. $110 on train. $5 per drink on plane. $15 per case on train. Plane 1 hour flight. Train 9 hour excursion. Hmmmmm.
But he buys me breakfast and goes down on me THATS HARD TO FIND
I'm gonna eat you out with that hat on so it looks like beaker's doing it. And I'm gonna go "memememememe"
I praised you last night for winning a chug off...you thanked me with a ridiculously hard headbutt. Thanks dick.
U have successfully fucked my brains out. I just almost put deodorant on like chapstick
Did you cry?
I don't think so. I definitely lost my cool though
Yeah i think jesus would lose his cool in that situation
I can't control his boners. I can only encourage them.
I want to get drunk and watch somebody else's tragedy.
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