so i did it. i barked while i was ejaculating. not a word was said by either of us afterwards.
so how much did i say i owed you?
$5 and a new fuck buddy.
So I hogged the stall at Denny's for so long that a little kid shit his pants and ran crying to his mother. Am I a terrible person for this being the proudest moment of my life?
I fucked her on my hockey bag. it doesnt get any more Canadian than that.
I wish I could attach your penis to someone I like more than you.
My vagina senses are tingling. I know your here.
Please tell me there isn't another video of me on the toilet...
He took a picture with a naked dude. I think he just walked out of that deep ginger closet.
James this is colleen. This is my new number. You just texted my grandma about getting cockblocked. Congratulations.
why is there a broken handcuff locked to the ceiling fan
I got a message from the hook up gods today that it's time to move on. It came in the form of me being shoved in a closet naked and stuck in there for 30 min well he watched boy meets world with his brother.
Apparently after I threw up I put my socks in the toilet......
There are days when you go to throw something in your bedroom trash can and realize the only things in there are a used condom, a Lime-arita can and a muffin wrapper.
He was singing R-E-S-P-E-C-T to a stripper between motorboats while our HR manager cheered him on.
I love you, and I just washed my hair in my work sink with handsoap.
I'll text you when I have a mental breakdown about it.
Please do.
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