Yeah...you.wanna.hang.out.tomorrow?My.space.button.is.broken.
So I just did the walk of shame at dunkin... A lady told me me I was really dressed up and I told her I was going to a luncheon.
So he says he needs "alone time" a day that he doesnt have to deal with anyone. should i be concerned?
I think in guy language thats " Im fucking someone else and dont want u catching me"
Everything was going good until she wanted to update her status...You forgot to close pterodactyl porn from this morning. Clothes went back on.
whoever created level 16 on brickbreaker is a dick
He sat there and debated the pros and cons of hooking up with me
Btw, just wanna point out that you've hooked up with two guys whose birthdays are today. Congratulations, you have a type!
There were midgets. And vodka. If you don't appreciate the awesomeness of that sentence, read it again.
I think I just wanna go buy some jack at the liquor store, come home, take my pants off, and not give a shit about stuff
A man in a black on black escalade pulled up next to me, and told me he was sent to pick me up by you.
His name is Tyreece. He will take you to the weed emporium, population me.
Apparently at some point last night someone gave me tequila. There was a few shots left when I woke up so that was breakfast. This is a good birthday
you know she was a bad idea when your mom offers to pay for an eHarmony account
Your "whiskey dick" is glorious but also terrifying
Best news I’ve heard all day. Cookies and dick. What more could a girl ask for?
we decided to take the jello everclear shot at the party...didnt think it tasted any different....o dear god...the regret..
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