i wanna do a homemade sex video in sepia and pretend were in the early 20th c
I wish my mouth had a period so that could be my excuse on those days I don't feel like giving head
I've already planned a drinking game for mtvs jersey shore....jagerbomb everytime they do
Springtime is officially here. I just used pool water to fill up the bong
I don`t remember Saturday, actually
Its ok, i dont remember 2007
I don't know what happen last night but the fact that it's 9 am and I need to put my dick in something means it didn't go as planned.
He lectured me about the dangers of drugs while wearing a sombrero and doing interpretive dance.
I got stoned in my snow covered car and pretended I was burried alive
How soon is too soon to enter the slutty phase of this breakup?
We waved. But it was a "let's hook up" wave.
I feel like I'm eight miles away and my brain is just now getting here. You got a lot of fucking catching up to do.
I lost my flask somewhere between dancing shirtless to The Spice Girls and walking around Wawa opening/eating things and putting them back.
Today is my 3 year wedding anniversary...and I've seen three different dicks.
I stopped for beer and woke up to a bird on my shoulder. I really need to stop drinking
I'm going to have to go for it. It's like Mt. Everest. It's large and unpredictable but I live for adventure and it's worth never coming back from. Mt. BigDick.
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