gavin joseph was born around 1 oclock 9lbs 12oz... over 21 inches long
Thats what she said
After I made out with her she fell asleep and started pooting in her sleep. Are we sure lesbians are hot? Cause that wasn't.
I wonder what it would be like to be a slice of cheese.
How'd it feel making her break her religion?
Sooo, his balls are like... bigger than my head...
we're microwaving frozen margaritas its not the same without u
Just joined the godiva rewards club. Who's the fat friend now.
There are babies in the room i shouldnt be high with babies in the room.
If for any reason you were wondering if i was going to vomit at the airport today, the answer is yes.
You tried to initiate "Occupy McDonald's" when the cashier didn't give you enough ketchup.
He came for an unexpected visit and let's just say I shattered his illusion that girls don't watch porn
Just purchased ketchup, body wash, and lube. Hope you're ready for the post-memorial-day-cookout-shower-anal.
It was a fight. Me vs nature and drunkenness. And nature won. Big time.
She's throwing herself an "I just had a baby" shower, where she makes up for 9 months of sobriety then squeezing a watermelon out of her vagina.
I want you to defile me in my childhood bed.
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