I just figured it out. Meghan has the same smile as Sylvester Stallone.
Spotted on freeway- girl in ford focus takes a hit from a 7 inch pipe while knee driving. She winked at me. I want her life.
guess what. just found out I had mono. no wonder alcohol didn't taste good on nye
Contrary to what I yelled at them last night, it turns out campus police CAN arrest people...
You were rubbing your foot on one of your legs and kept saying, "My sock feels like a waterslide!"
We are not in the same countries and I heard about your hook up last night BEFORE you.
she slipped a pinky in my ass. Not sure if I came because I liked it or if I was terrified by it.
Of all the shitty people we associated with, you should be happy that I'm the one fucking your cousin. Sorry.
is it weird that I didn't think he was hot last night when I was making out with him but right now I'm Facebook stalking him and think he's really attractive??
your beer goggles are on backwards.
When Pony by ginuwine plays I pretty much just grind on the nearest penis.
I received a sext from my girlfriend, and a deal for free chips and guacamole at chipotle at the same time. I have tasted heaven, and it is beautiful.
I had a meltdown and you quoted Puddle of Mudd to me
also. got fucked to usher last night. dunno if thats a new high or a new low
Was it at least a good usher song?
What was the name of that sleazy asshole I'm not allowed to sleep with?
Slowly dying because of my period and my phone is mocking me because I have 69% battery
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