doooooooo herrrrrrrrr
I'm out of practice. be my yoda
put your penis in her you must.
My dad is complaining about how his computer keeps getting viruses. I don't have the heart to tell him he needs to stop downloading so much porn.
I think we should see other people.
Already working on it.
i am devastated. she was DTF and I was about to puke, i told her to wait outside my room for a second. Puked. Passed out woke up, she was gone. Found puke stains on my keyboard that seem to spell out youporn....
how drunk are you?
What does that even mean anymore?
In all honesty of all my sexual conquests, his dick is probably my proudest moment.
Sorry 4 leaving u in the dumpster last night
Just a smidgen more estrogen and shed be golden
She's got a legit dose of dude going on
No kidding. All she needs is a cheek full of chewing tobacco and I'd have fucked John wayne.
He showed me one of his balls and said "this one's free. you'll have to work to see the other.."
If you really wanted to hide the fact you were gay, you could have at least had the sense to not get drunk in the same bar as your bf.
Do you think making a dress out of an "Open" flag that my friend stole from a bar, and wearing it out sends the wrong message? ....Or exactly the right message?
He gave me four orgasms and I kept yelling "Thank you!" and he kept replying, "My pleasure!"
Midwestern nice.
Last night was incredible. I can tell by the nacho cheese on my jacket
We broke the bed while I was handcuffed to the headboard and let's just say that was a hard one to explain to the RA
DUDE NEVER CALL THE COPS BACK
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